Dont carry umbrella during rain
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Santa in court
SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
Headlights and wipers
After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D
& said No, no..No no. :D
Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Because married men are more obedient.
Lion bounced on wife
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
Cut workload by 50%
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
I will take two of them:p
Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Police or Ambulance?
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